We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
