There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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