My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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