so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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