tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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