love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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