How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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