I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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