I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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