Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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