dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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