I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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