did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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