I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
it glows. i had to have it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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