Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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