they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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