He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I am naked and annoyed.
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