office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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