The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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