I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
how drunk are you?
Several
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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