Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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