The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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