He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Randomize
