Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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