Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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