Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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