giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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