Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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