ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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