I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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