scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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