just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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