So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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