Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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