i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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