You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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