are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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