O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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