Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize