Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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