In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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