I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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