You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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