Yo dont text me then not text me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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