Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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