I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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