the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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