I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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