So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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