It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I skipped work to stalk him.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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