thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
