I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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