im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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