That's when you crack a 10am beer
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
sex on a bike is impossible
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