i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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