he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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