You're completely useless in the revolution.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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