This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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