awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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