Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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